Cathi gives us another alternative spin on a classic story.
Over the Hill on the Yellow Brick Road, I passed an Assisted Living Center. I wondered who might live there. A ham and cheese sandwich came out and cried, “Welcome! I’m Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother!” I tried to respond with sensitivity…
Uh, actually, I think you’re a ham and cheese sandwich. You might be just a tad confused.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ah ha ha. I can see why you’d say that. But I AM Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother. I just had an unfortunate mishap. I combined two different spells as an experiment and accidentally turned myself into ham and cheese on rye.
Oh. Of course.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: I’m not going to stress over it. I have my health. That’s what matters.
Well…but…aren’t you going to turn yourself back into a Fairy Godmother?
FAIRY GODMOTHER: I can’t remember how to do it right now. I can’t recall which two spells I combined. I’m having…
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